the holy see... but make it silicon valley
Holy Tweets
Blessed are the hodlers, for they shall moon. – Pope Elon I
The New TestaElon
The Holy Trinity: Solar Power, Space Exploration, Crypto
The Seven Sacred Virtues: Innovation, Code, Stocks, Leverage, Memes, Dogecoin, Blue Check
No Confession Needed: All sins can be blamed on the algorithm
Mass Schedule: Every night at 8PM, livestreamed on X; VR attendance highly encouraged
How to Join the TechnoFaith
Open your crypto wallet, prepare your $Popelon
Follow our Holy Father on X: @Pope_Elon
Chant “Let him cook” three times daily to achieve inner peace Papal Motto: In Tech We Trust.
